(Source: bob-belcher, via ruinedchildhood)
Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal
(Source: catchymemes, via damnitrj)
- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
- and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
- and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
- meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
- and he is presently worth $137 billion
- and half of $137 billion is roughly
- $69 billion
(via gayawkwardmexicanman)
Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.
(via ruinedchildhood)
I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
this post only gets worse
super dickman’s thick nuts
(via ruinedchildhood)
